Moll Cutpurse
rpings:
“ Where have our gods gone?  “Without their gods to protect them, the people of Iondelle have been forced to watch as their world is taken over by the rot. Everywhere the rot touches, the world returns to its original elemental state. The...

rpings:

Where have our gods gone?

Without their gods to protect them, the people of Iondelle have been forced to watch as their world is taken over by the rot. Everywhere the rot touches, the world returns to its original elemental state. The threat of destruction looms over all the land. But hope is not yet lost, for there is a prophecy that foretells the return of the gods. One group seeks to fulfill this prophecy, despite the dangers that they will inevitably face. As the rot takes root and the gods look down on them from somewhere beyond, these mortals can only hope to restore their world before it’s too late.

➤ Simple profile application

➤ No word count

➤ Member driven worldbuilding and storytelling

➤ Live action discord events

➤ DnD inspired combat

➤ Optional choice to write threads on discord

➤ Rapid-fire leaning

rydenxo:

rydenxo:

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

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that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

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he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

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but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

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but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

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that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.

thebobblehat:

alexattherockshow:

thebigblackwolfe:

yourpanicpixienightmare:

powerdrain:

sushinfood:

I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened.

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um ok

WHAT

what just happened. I am scared

This has been a public service announcement from the Night Vale Board of Dentistry and Liberal Arts.

irate-iguana:

Packaging on a bar of soap. Front reads, "Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap." There is a little picture of a castle with a spot of blood next to it, and the words "Out, damned spot!" underneath.ALT
Side of the packaging reads, "Try it in the Macbath!"ALT
Other side reads, "Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from your hand?" In bigger text, "Will it ever!"ALT
Back of package: "...who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him or a vegetable soap with glycerine to have so much shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, and grapeseed oil enriched with creamy buttermilk?" (Yes, there's an Oxford comma there. Good job, soap makers.) Underneath are your typical labels, including "Not tested on animals" which I find very funny considering the Macbeths' bloody crimes.ALT
The final two sides of the soap bar have a tartan pattern.ALT

Single funniest piece of Shakespeare merch I have ever seen.

dynastylnoire:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

TACO NEEDS TO STAY IN HIS DAMN  LANE

Name: Fergie

Pronouns: She/They

Timezone: GMT-6

Weirdest Thing About You: I spent summers shooting cannons in a large field with a part-time mall Santa, a guy dressed up as a Jesuit priest, and a good friend from high school

Weirdest Piece of Factual Information You Know Off the Top of Your Head:  Fritz Duquesne faked being paralyzed for two years before escaping from prison, showing he knew very well how to play the long con.

Favourite Apocalyptic/Dystopian Media: Snowpiercer

Add a Song to the Playlist:  Kill of the Night by Gin Wigmore

First Face Reserve: Jurnee Smollett

vintagebaby:

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thinking about cher in the 60s

@chers-cheekbones​

…12 frames.

scoobydoomistakes:

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12 whoooole frames of no eyes.

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That’s gotta be a record or something.

…and fact that it happened as soon as Sonny used the word “honeymoon” only makes it better.

allthingsroleplay:
“Noah Schnapp requested as ‘The Georgie’ for an IT-Inspired storyline. Dead as a result of a demonic deal, he now exists as a ghost desperate for contact and desperate to avoid what hunts the dead.
Christina Ricci, Idris Elba, and...

cher-coconlangs:

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A new conlang, dubbed Devil Speak, that I’ve been working on for The Living & the Dead. Looks a little disorganized because I am a disorganized person 😂

English text by @john-childerass 🥰

I have to reblog this as well so y’all can see the lovely things @cher-coconlangs has made for The Living and The Dead! We appreciate it so very much so thanks again!